Lesbians THRIVE on D-R-A-M-A

Many of my straight friends assume that lesbian relationships/lesbian girls are more easy going compared to heterosexuals. Now if you're a lesbian reading this you would have a least laughed or sighed about that statement. Some of my straight friends genuinely have no clue that it's far from that, unfortunately lesbians have this thing about drama. Yes ladies you know what I mean. I've heard some stories, seen it for myself, hell I've even experienced it, why oh why do lesbians turn crazy after a period of getting to know them?

For those who are unaware let me break it down for you of some examples...

- By the third date she's acting like your wife, the word 'I love you' is thrown into conversation,
- By the third week she's talking about the future with you,
- She becomes controlling in EVERYTHING e.g. checking your phone, seeing who you're hanging out with if you're not spending all your time with her,
- She calls you 50 times straight if you don't answer your phone the first time round,
- Then comes the texts and voicemails.. “WHY R U LIKE IGNORING ME?!?”
- Making a drama out of EVERYTHING e.g. if you're having a conversation and you so happen to turn your head to watch the TV for a split second she'll accuse you of finding her boring and then come the arguments,
- Somehow she'll get it into her head you've cheated on her within the last 30 minutes of leaving your house to get to hers,
- Or that you're having an affair with one of your male friends,
- She thinks the WHOLE world is against her,
- She's ended the relationship like a 100 times in a month.

I could go on but we'll be here forever.

Sane lesbians out there if ever you see or experience these things happening just RUN in the other direction!! Because you'll end up on x amount of paracetamols due to banging your head against the wall and saying “WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I GOT MYSELF INTO?!”

Don't be fooled so many lesbians out there are actually nutcases, they should come with a health warning!